Lady:	Excuse me? Excuse me? Sorry. Do you speak English?

Man 1:	No, I don't sorry.

Lady:	My car's broken down and I wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.

Man 1:	Well you know, that's wasted on me. I don't, I don't understand what you're saying.

Lady:	You don't speak English at all?

Man 1:	Not a word, no. That's one of those things really I wish I had paid more attention in school, but you know.
	Excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Do you speak any English?

Man 2:	English? No.

Man 1:	That's a problem, I don't either. I can't understand her...

Lady:	Hi, my car's broken down and I need to find a garage.

Man 2:	No, I'm so sorry, I don't understand that at all.

Lady:	Alright, well, thanks.

Man 1:	I'll tell you what, if you go down that way, about half a mile. There's a village. There might be somebody there that speaks English. 

Lady: Ich speaken bisschen deutsch; Sprecken Sie Deutsch?

Man 1: Deutsch? Nein? Sprichst du Deutsch?

Man 2: Deutsch? Nein. Nur ein oder zwei Wörter. Ich bin nicht fließend.

Man 1: Sorry we could not help. Sorry about that. Hey, you never know, next time you're over , maybe we'll have learned a bit of English...

Man 2: Oder Deutsch vielleicht.

Man 1: Ja, das wäre toll.

Lady: Thanks anyway.

Man 1: I CAN speak English.

Man2: So can I.