Common Acronyms 

Toutes ces abréviations que l'on trouve dans les 'chats', dans les forums ou dans les SMS ... 

A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H -  I - J - K - L - M

N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

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AAK asleep at keyboard 
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact 
AATK Always At The Keyboard 
ABT About 
ACD Alt Control Delete 
Add Address
ADN Any Day Now   
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned 
AFAIK As Far As I Know 
AFAIR As Far As I Recall 
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned 
AFC Away From Computer 
AFCPS Any Fool Can Plainly See 
AFDA A Few Days Ago 
AFDB A Few Days Back 
AFJ April Fools Joke 
AFK Away From Keyboard 
AFTP Anonymous File Transfer Protocol 
AFU All F***ed Up 
AGREEMT Agreement
AI As If 
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle 
AIH As It Happens 
AIIC As If I Care 
AISI As I See It 
AIUI As I Understand It 
AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As 
ALA As Long As 
ALAP As Late As Possible 
AMBW All My Best Wishes 
AMF All My Fault or Adios Mother F***er 
AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction 
AML All My Love 
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors 
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor 
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different 
AOAS All Of A Sudden 
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth 
AOL America Online or Army Of Lamers 
A-OLs Administrators On-Line 
AP Apple Pie 
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 
AS Another Subject 
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible 
ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible 
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This 
ASF And So Forth 
ASL Age/Sex/Location 
ASO And So On 
AT always tomorrow 
ATM At The Moment 
ATSL Along The Same Line 
ATST At The Same Time 
ATW at the weekend 
AWC After While, Crocodile 
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? 
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again 
AWHFY Are we having fun yet? 
AWOL Absent Without Leave 
AWS As We Speak 
AWTTW A Word To The Wise 
AWYR Awaiting Your Reply 
AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind 
AYF All Your Fault 
AYK As You Know 
AYOR At Your Own Risk
AYPI And Your Point Is 
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something 

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B Be, Bee
B/c Because
B/C Because 
B'day Birthday
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now 
B4n or BFN Bye for now
BAB Build A Bridge 
BAC Back At Computer 
BAC Bad A**ed Chick 
BAD Bad As Designed 
BAF Brain Already Fried 
BAIC Boy Am I Confused 
BAK Back At Keyboard 
BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er 
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control 
BB4E bye bye forever 
BBB bye bye baby 
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel 
BBFN Bye Bye For Now 
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit 
BBIAF Be Back In A Few 
BBL Be Back Later 
BBN Bye Bye Now 
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair 
BBS be back soon 
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later 
BC Because 
BCBS Big Company, Big School 
BCDHM be careful, don't hurt me 
BCNU I'll be seeing you
BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com 
BDN Big Damn Number 
BEG Big Evil Grin 
BF boy-friend 
BFD Big F***ing Deal 
BFD Big Frickin Deal 
BFFL Best Friends For Life 
BFG Big Fat Grin 
BFN Bye For Now 
BG Big Grin 
bg big grin 
BGUTI Better Get Used To It 
BH Better Half 
BH blockhead 
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart 
BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget 
BIF Before I Forget 
BION Believe it or not 
BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass 
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port 
BITD Back In The Day 
BKA Better Known As 
BLT Bacon Lettuce & Tomato 
BLTN Better Late Than Never 
BM Byte Me 
BMHWB be my hot-water bottle 
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass 
BNF Big Name Fan 
BNI Batteries Not Included 
BNSCD but now something completely different 
BOC But Of Course 
BOF Boring Old Fart 
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell 
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again 
BOT Back On Topic 
BR Bathroom 
BRB Be Right Back 
BRBGTGP Be Right Back Got To Go Pee 
BRGDS Best Regards 
BRS Big Red Switch 
BRT Be Right There 
BS Big Smile 
BSF But Seriously Folks 
BST But Seriously Though 
BT Byte This 
BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks 
BTAIM Be That As It May 
BTC Biting The Carpet 
BTDT Been There Done That 
BTDTGTS Been There Done That Got the T-Shirt 
BTFT Been There Fixed That 
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me 
BTK Back To Keyboard 
BTOBD Be There Or Be Dead 
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me 
BTU Back To You 
BTW by the way 
BTWBO Be There With Bells On 
BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms 
BWDIK But What Do I Know? 
BWFH Bastard Webmaster From Hell 
BWK Big Wet Kiss 
BWL Bursting With Laughter 
BWO Black, White or Other 
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient 
BYE Response to BYE? 
BYE? Are you ready to say goodbye?
BYKT But You Knew That 
BYOB Bring Your Own Booze 
BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle 
BYOM Bring Your Own Mac 
BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher 


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C See, Sea
C&G Chuckle and Grin 
C/P Cross Post 
C4N Ciao For Now 
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try 
CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help 
CB Ciao Bella/bello 
CBL Come Back Later 
CD-ROM Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months 
CFD Call For Discussion 
CFV Call For Votes 
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian) 
CIBM Could it be magic? 
CID Consider It Done 
CID Crying In Disgrace 
CIS CompuServe Information Service 
CLI Command Line Interface 
CLM Career Limiting Move 
CM call me 
CMF Count My Fingers 
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong 
CMM change(d) my mind 
CNP Continued in Next Post 
CO Conference or Company 
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language 
COFR cry out for revenge 
CofS Church of Scientology 
COI Come On In 
CONP continued on next page 
COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing 
CP Chat Post 
CPF Can pigs fly? 
CPP C Plus Plus or C++ 
CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing 
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products 
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** 
CRS Can't Remember Sh** 
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin 
CSL Can't Stop Laughing 
CSW Can't See Why 
CSY Can't Stop Yawning 
CTC Choking The Chicken 
Ctr Centre
Cu See you
Cu @ See you at
CU See You 
CU2 See You, Too 
CUA Common User Access or Commonly Used Acronyms 
CUIAL see you in another life 
CUIC See You In Church 
CUL See you later
CUL8R See You Later 
CULA See You Later, Alligator 
CUT see you tomorrow 
Cuz Because
CW Complete Wank 
CWYL Chat With You Later 
CYa See you
CYA See Ya or Cover Your Ass. 
CYAL8R See You All Later. 
CYL See You Later 
CYPUWIPD Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down 

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D or de The
D/L DownLoad 
DAE dreams are empty 
DAK dead at keyboard 
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover 
DBAI Designed By An Idiot 
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read 
DD Dear Daughter or Dreaded Disease 
DD Due Diligence 
DDD Direct Distance Dial 
DEC Do Expect Cuts 
DEGT Don't Even Go There 
DETI Don't Even Think It 
DGT Don't Go There 
DH Dear Husband or Dick Head 
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath 
DIIK Damned If I Know. 
DIKU? Do I Know You? 
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn 
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darnn?. 
DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A F***? 
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** 
DINK Dual Income No Kids 
DIY Do It Yourself 
DK Don't Know 
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care 
DL DownLoad 
DLMBM don't let me be misunderstood 
DLN Don't Leave Now 
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite 
DLTDHYWTGLSY Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya 
DLTM Don't Lie To Me 
DLYVM don't like you very much 
DMML Don't Make Me Laugh 
DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself 
Doin Doing
DOM dirty old man 
DOS Defective/Dead Operating System or Dozing Off Soon 
dotgov A government official (from the .gov of government domain names) 
DPWM don't play with me 
DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job 
DRIB Don't Read If Busy 
DS Dear Son 
DSH Desperately Seeking Help 
DTHT Delighted To Hear That 
DTP DeskTop Publishing 
DTRT Do The Right Thing 
DUCT Did You See That? 
DUR Do you remember? 
DW Dear Wife 
DWIM Do What I Mean 
DWBH don't worry be happy 
DWIM do what I mean 
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly 
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say 
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do 
DWOL Drunk While On Line 
DWYM Does What You Mean 
DYHABF Do You Have A Boyfriend? 
DYHAGF Do You Have A Girlfriend? 
DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It 
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When 
DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens 
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing 
DYSWIS do you see what I see 
DYT Don't You Think 
DYTS Don't You Think So 

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E2EG ear to ear grin 
ECP Excessive Cross Posting 
EG Evil Grin 
EG or <eg> Evil Grin 
EMML E-mail Me Later 
EMP Excessive Multiple Posting 
EMSG Email Message 
EMSG E-mail MeSsaGe 
EOD End Of Debate/Discussion 
EOD end of discussion 
EOF End Of File 
EOL End Of Lecture 
EOL End of Life 
EOM End Of Message 
EOQ End Of Quote/Question 
EOT End Of Thread/Transmission 
ESAD Eat Sh** And Die 
ESADMF Eat Sh** And Die Mother F***er 
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator 
ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym 
EVRY1 Everyone
EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated 
EZ Easy 

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4 For , Four
4COL For Crying Out Loud 
4E forever 
4ever Forever 
A/S/L Age/Sex/Location 
4YEO for your eyes only 
F2F 
F2F Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh 
F2T Free to talk
FAB Features Attributes Benefits 
FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access 
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List 
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares 
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat 
FCFS First Come, First Served 
FD F*** Dat 
FDROTFL faling down, rolling on the floor laughing 
FE Fatal Error 
FF French Fry 
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New 
FFS For F***s Sake 
FGS For Goodness' Sake 
FIFO First In First Out 
FIGJAM F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me 
FIIK F***ed If I Know 
FISH First In Still Here 
FITB Fill In The Blank 
FIWOBATLAAI F***ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er 
FLCH feels like coming home 
FM F***ing Magic 
FMM fresh my mind 
FNM Forget Me Not 
FO F*** Off 
FOAC fall over an cry 
FOAD F*** off and die 
FOAF Friend Of A Friend 
FOAG **** Off And Google 
FOC Free Of Charge 
FOMC Fell Off My Chair 
FOS Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Sh** 
FOTCL falling off the chair laughing 
FOTKL falling on the keyboard laughing 
FPS For Pete's Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person Shooter 
FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement 
FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device 
FS For Sale 
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet 
FTBOMH from the bottom of my heart 
FTF Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh 
FTL Faster Than Light 
FTTB For The Time Being 
FTTT From Time To Time 
FU F***ed Up or Follow-Up or Future Use 
FUA Frequently Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again 
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition 
FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Repair 
FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief 
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief. 
FUD fear, uncertainty and doubt 
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation 
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst 
FUT Follow-Up To 
FWIW For What It's Worth 
FY F*** You 
FYA For Your Amusement 
FYATSYRIO F*** You And The Sysop You Rode In On 
FYE For Your Entertainment 
FYEO For Your Eyes Only 
FYG For Your Guidance 
FYI For your information
FYI For Your Information 
FYIFV F**k You I'm Fully Vested 
FYM For Your Misinformation 

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G Grin, or Giggle 
G1 Good One 
G2G Got to Go 
GA Go Ahead 
GAFIA Get Away From It All 
GAGA go amused, go amazed 
GAL Get A Life 
GASP Go Away Silly Person 
GBH Great Big Hug 
GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss 
GD&R Grinning Ducking & Running 
GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast 
GD&WVF Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very Fast 
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave 
GF Girl Friend 
GFAK Go Fly A Kite 
GFC Going For Coffee 
GFN Gone For Now 
GFR Grim File Reaper 
GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go 
GGN Gotta Go Now 
GGP Gotta Go Piss 
GH Getting Hard 
GIDK Gee I Don't Know 
GIGO garbage in, garbage out 
GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out 
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That 
GJ Good Job 
GL Good Luck 
GLG Good Looking Girl or Goofy Little Grin 
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting 
GLIW got lost in web 
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I 
GM Good Morning 
GMAB Give Me A Break 
GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break 
GMBA giggling my butt off 
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike 
GN Good Night 
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You 
GO Get Out 
GOB Good'Ol Boy 
GOI Get Over It 
GOK God only knows 
Gonna Going to
GOOH Get Out Of Here 
GOOMF Get Out Of My Face 
GOOML get out of my life 
GOWI get on with it 
GPY Grumpy 
GR Get Real 
GR&D Grinning, Running and Ducking 
GR8 Great 
GRRRR it means Growling 
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake 
Gsoh Good sense of humour
GTG Got To Go 
GTGB Got To Go, Bye 
GTGP Got To Go Pee 
GTH Go To Hell 
GTSY Glad To See Ya 
GTSY Great To See You 
GTTB Gee That's Too Bad 
GW Getting Wet 
GYPO Get Your Pants Off 

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H Hug 
H&K Hug and Kiss 
H&K hugs and kisses 
H2SYS hope to see you soon 
H4U Hot For You 
H8 Hate
HAB Hot Asian Babe 
HABU Have A Better 'Un 
HAGN Have A Good Night 
HAGO Have A Good One 
HAK Hugs and kisses
HAND Have a nice day
HB happy birthday 
HB Hurry Back 
HB2U happy birthday to you 
HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig 
HD Hold 
HF have fun 
HH Holding Hands 
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame. 
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding 
HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking 
HHOK Ha Ha Only Kidding 
HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious 
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours 
HIG How's it Going? 
HIH Hope It Helps 
HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off 
HIOOC Help! I'm Out of Coffee 
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens 
HMFG Holy Mother of F***ing God 
HMP Help Me Please 
HMT Here's My Try 
HNY Happy New Year 
HOHA HOllywood HAcker 
HORU How Old Are You 
HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word 
HSIK how should I know 
HT Hi There 
HTH Hope That Helps! 
HTSI Hope That Sinks In 
HUA Heads Up Ace 
HUA Heads Up Ass**** or Heads Up Ace 
HUMM hope you miss me 
HUYA Head Up Your A** 
HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored 

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IAC In Any Case 
IAE In Any Event 
IAITS It's All In The Subject 
IAIYH It's All In Your Head 
IANAC I Am Not A Crook 
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) (A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion) 
IAW In Accordance With 
IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard 
IBM Inadequate But Marketable or Idiots Bought Me or I Blame Microsoft 
IBN I'm Buck Naked 
IBT In Between Technology 
IBTD I Beg To Differ 
IC I see
IC In Character 
ICBW I Could Be Wrong 
ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol 
ID10T Idiot 
IDBI I Don't Believe It 
IDBY I Don't Believe You 
IDC I Don't Care 
IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn 
IDGAF I Don't Give A F*** 
IDGI I Don't Get It 
IDK I Don't Know 
IDKY I Don't Know You 
IDM It Doesn't Matter 
IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me 
IDST I Didn't Say That 
IDT I Don't Think 
IDTS I Don't Think So 
IDTT I'll Drink To That 
IE Internet Explorer 
IEF It's Esther's Fault 
IFAB I Found A Bug 
IFF If and only If 
IFU I F***ed Up 
IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later 
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee 
IGP I Gotta Pee 
IGTP I Get The Point 
IGTP I got the power 
IHA I hate abbreviations 
IHTG I Hate To Go 
IHU I hate you 
IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean 
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. 
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside 
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference 
IINM If I'm Not Mistaken 
IIR If I Recall 
IIRC If I Remember Correctly 
IITRT it is the right time 
IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You 
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? 
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? 
IIWM If It Were Me 
IJWTK I Just Want To Know 
IJWTS I Just Want To Say 
IKU I kill you 
IKWUM I Know What You Mean 
IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I? 
ILIC I Laughed I Cried 
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard 
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture 
ILU I Love You 
ILY I Love You 
IMA I Might Add 
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion 
IMBO In My Bloody Opinion 
IMBW I May Be Wrong 
IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion 
IMCO In My Considered Opinion 
IME In My Experience 
IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion 
IMHO In My Humble Opinion 
IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion 
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion 
IMO In My Opinion 
IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion 
IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion 
IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion 
IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience 
IMPOV In My Point Of View 
IMS I Am Sorry 
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion 
INL I'm Not Laughing 
INMP It's Not My Problem 
INPO In No Particular Order 
IOH I'm Outta Here 
IOU I owe you
IOW In Other Words 
IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told 
IRL In Real Life 
IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information 
IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One 
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book 
ISDN It Still Does Nothing 
ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again 
ISS I Said So 
ISS I'm So Sure 
ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea! 
ISTM It Seems To Me 
ISTR I Seem To Remember/Recall 
ISWYM I See What You Mean 
ITA I Totally Agree 
ITD In The Dark 
ITFA In The Final Analysis 
ITM In The Money 
ITRO In The Region Of 
ITRW In The Real World 
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It 
ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told 
ITYM I Think You Mean 
IWALU I Will Always Love You 
IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It 
IWBN It Would Be Nice 
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If 
IWBS I Was Being Stupid 
IYD In Your Dreams 
IYDM If You Don't Mind 
IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group 
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean 
IYL If You Like 
IYSS If You Say So 
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean 

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J/C Just Checking 
J/K or JK Just kidding
J/W Just Wondering 
J2LYK just to let you know 
J4F Just For Fun 
J4G Just For Grins 
J4I just for information 
J4SAG Just For Sh** And Grins 
J6P Joe 6-Pack 
JAD just another day 
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker 
JAM Just A Minute 
JAS Just A Second 
JASE Just Another System Error 
JC Just Chilling 
JFG Just For Grins 
JFI Just For Information 
JIC Just In Case 
JK Just Kidding 
JMO Just My Opinion 
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things 
JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic 
JTLYK Just To Let You Know 
JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know 
JWK Just Wondering 

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K Kiss or Okay 
K Okay 
KB Kiss Back 
KBD Keyboard 
KC keep cool 
KFY Kiss For You 
KHYF Know How You Feel 
KIBO Knowledge In, Bulls*** Out 
KIQ Keep It Quiet 
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid 
KIT Keep In Touch 
KITB Kick In The Butt 
KMA Kiss My A** 
KMG Kiss My Grits 
KMIA Kiss My Italian A** 
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish A*** 
KMS killing me softly 
KMYF Kiss Me You Fool 
KOC Kiss On Cheek 
KOL Kiss On Lips 
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek 
KOTL kiss on the lips 
KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing 
KWIM Know What I Mean? 
KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed 
KYPO Keep Your Pants On 

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L Laugh 
L8 Late
L8r Later
L8R G8R Later 'Gater 
L8R Later 
LABATYD or LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die 
LABTYD Life's A Bitch Then You Die 
LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And F*** 
LAQ Lame A** Quote 
LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool 
LAY Looking At You 
LD Long Distance 
LDD La Dee Da 
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again 
LG lovely greetings 
LHM Lord Help Me 
LHO Laughing Head Off 
LHU Lord Help Us 
LIFO Last In First Out 
LIS Lost In Space 
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis 
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends 
LL&P Live long and in prosper! 
LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic 
LLAP Live Long And Prosper 
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause 
LMA Leave Me Alone 
LMAO Laughing My A** Off 
LMC Let Me See 
LMHO Laughing My Head Off 
LMK Let Me Know 
LMS Let Me See 
LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat 
LOA Love On Arrival 
LOIS Laughing On The Inside 
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) 
LOL lots of laughing/lots of love 
LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again 
LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line or Lots Of Laughing Out Loud 
LOML Light Of My Life 
LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud 
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery 
LOQ Laughing Out Quietly 
LRF Little Rubber Feet 
LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches 
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts 
LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing 
LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking 
LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type 
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry 
LTIP Laughing Till I Puke 
LTM Laughing To Myself 
LTNS Long Time No See 
LTNT Long Time No Type 
LTNT Long Time, No Type 
LTR Later 
LTS Laughing To Self 
LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always 
LUB Laughing Under Breath 
LUTA let us talking again 
Luv Love
LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart. 
LWR Launch When Ready 
LY Love You 
LYL Love Ya Lots 
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother 
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister 
LYLY Love You and Leave You 
LYWAMH love you wih all my heart 

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M8 Mate
M8s Mates 
MAC Most Applications Crash 
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs 
MC Merry Christmas 
MCAAHNY Merry Christmas and a happy new year 
MCIBTY my computer is better than yours 
MEG Mega Evil Grin 
MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over 
MFD Multi-Function Device 
MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen 
MFTL My Favourite Toy Language 
MG many greetings 
Mgmt Management
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You 
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You 
MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye 
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers 
MIL Mother In Law 
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym 
MM mail me 
MM Market Maker 
MMF Make Money Fast 
Mob Mobile
MOF Male Or Female? 
MOF Matter Of Fact 
MOO Mud, Object-Oriented 
MorF Male or Female? 
MOSS Member Of Same Sex 
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex 
MOTD Message of the day 
MOTO Master Of The Obvious 
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex 
MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex 
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex 
MP My Pleasure 
MPTY More Power To You 
MRA Moving Right Along 
MSG Message 
MTBF Mean Time Between Failure 
MTF more to follow 
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You 
MTG Meeting
MTH Month
MU miss you 
MUG Multi User Game 
MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination 
MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later 
MYOB Mind Your Own Business 

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N And
N case In case
N/a Not applicable
N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated 
N/T No Text 
N1 Nice One 
N2S Needless 2 Say 
N4E never forever 
NA no access 
NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know 
NAK Nursing At Keyboard 
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That 
NAVY Never Again Voluneer Yourself. 
NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) 
NB Nota Bene 
NBD No Big Deal 
NBIF No Basis In Fact 
NC No Comment 
NCG New College Graduate 
Ne Any
NE1 Anyone 
NE14KFC? Anyone for KFC? 
NEM Nothing Else Matters 
NES never ending story 
NFI No F***ing Idea 
NFW No F***ing Way 
NFW No Friggin' Way! 
NFWM No F***ing Way Man 
NG New Game 
NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her 
NHTOB Never Heard That One Before 
NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer 
NIH Not Invented Here 
NIM No Internal Message 
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard 
NIME Not In My Experience 
NIMQ Not In My Queue 
NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out or No Input, No Output 
NITL Not In This Lifetime 
NITS Nervous In The Service 
NK New Kid 
NM Never Mind 
NMJ Not My Job 
NMN No Middle Name 
NMP Not My Problem 
NN nothing new 
No1 No one
NONYA None Ya Business 
NOYB None Of Your Business 
NP No Problem 
NPNG No Pain No Gain 
NQA No Questions Asked 
NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear 
NQWI Not Quite With It 
NRG Energy 
NRN No Reply Necessary 
NRN No Response Necessary 
NSN never say never 
NSS No Sh** Sherlock 
NT no trust 
NTDW Nothing To Do With 
NTDWI Nothing To Do With It 
NTIM Not That It Matters 
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much 
NTK Need To Know 
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That 
NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings 
NTW Not To Worry 
NTYMI Now That You Mention It 
NU need you 
Nvm Nevermind
NW Next Week or No Way 
NWO no way out 
NYCFS New York City Finger Salute 
NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It 

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O Over (indicates the end of a communication) 
O4U only for you 
OAO Over And Out 
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject 
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject 
OB Obligatory 
OBO Or Best Offer 
OBTW Oh By The Way 
OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer 
OIC Oh I see
OJ Only Joking or Orange Juice 
OL Ol' Lady (wife) 
OM Ol' Man (husband) 
OMDB Over My Dead Body 
OMG Oh My God 
OMG Oh My Gosh 
OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard 
OMKC On My Knees Crying 
OMKP On My Knees Praying 
ONNA Oh No, Not Again 
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again 
OO Over and Out (end of communication) 
OOC Out Of Character 
OOI Out Of Interest 
OOP Out Of Production 
OOS Out Of Sight 
OOSOOM Out Of Sight Out Of Mind 
OOT Out Of Town 
OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue 
OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment 
OP Original Poster 
ORN Oh Really now 
OS Operating System 
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too 
OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind 
OST On Second Thoughts 
OT Off Topic 
OTF On the Floor (laughing) 
OTFL On the Floor Laughing 
OTL Out To Lunch 
OTOH On The Other Hand 
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand 
OTT Over The Top 
OTTH On The Third Hand 
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head 
OTW On The Way or On The Whole 
OUSU Oh You Shut Up 
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect 
OZ  Australia 

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PABG Pack A Big Gun 
PABG Packing a Big Gun 
PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff 
PAW Parents Are Watching 
PC private chat 
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms 
PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs I Have Only One Nail Left 
PD Public Domain 
PDA Public Display of Affection 
PDE Puppy Dog Eyed 
PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My A** 
PDQ Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly) 
PDS Please Don't Shoot 
PDS Please Don't Shout. (typing all in capital letters is rude) 
PDS Please, don't shoot! 
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard 
PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair 
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics 
PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing 
PG Pretty Good 
PIMP Peeing In My Pants 
PITA Pain In The Ass 
PLMK Please Let Me Know 
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort 
Pls Please
PLS Please 
PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect 
PM Personal Message 
PM private message 
PMBI Pardon My Butting In 
PMF Pardon My French or Pure Freaking Magic. 
PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In 
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In 
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth 
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In 
PML Pissing Myself Laughing 
PMP peed my pants 
PMP Peeing My Pants 
PMS Pretty Much Sucks 
PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here 
PO Piss Off 
POAHF Put On A Happy Face 
POETS Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday 
PONA Person Of No Account 
POOF left the chatroom in a puff of smoke 
POS Parent Over Shoulder 
POS Piece of S**t 
POS Piece Of Sh** or Point Of Sale 
POSSLQ Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters 
POTC Peck On The Cheek 
POTUS President of the United States 
POV Point of View 
PPL People 
PPP Petty Pet Peeve 
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt Pepper And Hot Sauce 
PS Pit Stop 
PTB Powers That Be 
PTL Praise the Lord 
PTM Please Tell Me 
PTMM Please Tell Me More 


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Q&A Questions & Answers 
QDPSH Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker 
QDSM Quick and Dirty Solution Manager 
QSL reply 
QSO conversation 
QT Cutie 
QT Q-Tip/cutie 

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R Are
R U THERE? Are you there? 
R&D Research & Development 
R&R Rest & Relaxation 
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment 
RAW Rules As Written 
RBTL Read Between The Lines 
RE Hello again or In Regard To 
RE Regarding 
RFD Request For Discussion 
RFI Request For Information 
RFR Really F*#king Rich 
RFS Really F*#king Soon 
RGDS Regards 
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges 
RIP Rest In Peace 
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms 
RL Real Life 
RLAD read, love and die 
RLCO Real Life Conference 
RLF Real Life Friend 
RMA Return Merchandise Authorization 
RMLB Read My Lips Baby 
RMMM Read My Mail Man! 
RN Right Now! 
ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing 
ROFLAS Rolling On Floor Laughing And Screaming 
ROFLMAO Roll On Floor Laughing My A** Off 
ROI Return on Investment 
ROTF Rolling On The Floor 
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing 
ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place 
ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out 
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off 
ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off And Peeing My Pants 
ROTFLMAOTID Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Till I Die 
ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off 
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud 
ROTFLOLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants 
ROTFLTIC Rolling On The Floor Laughing Till I Cry 
ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak 
ROTFUTS rolling on the floor unable to speak 
ROTFWTIME rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes 
ROTM Right On The Money 
RPG Really Pathetic Gamer or Rocket Propelled Grenade or Role Playing Game 
RRQ Return Receipt Request 
RSN Real Soon Now 
RSVP Répondez S'il Vous Plait - please reply 
RTBM Read The Bloody Manual 
RTBS Reason To Be Single 
RTD Read The Documentation 
RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions 
RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ 
RTFF Read The Freaking FAQ 
RTFFAQ Read The F***ing FAQ 
RTFM read the ****ing manual 
RTFS Read The F***ing Source 
RTK Return To Keyboard 
RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F**king Manual 
RTM Read The Manual 
RTSM Read The Silly Manual 
RTSM Read The Stupid Manual 
RTWFQ Read The Whole Friggin' Question 
RU Are You? 
RUMOF Are You Male Or Female? 
RUOK Are you okay? 
RWT Repeat Whole Thing 
RYFM Read Your F***ing Manual 
RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual 
RYO Roll Your Own 
RYS Read Your Screen 

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S Sigh or Smile 
S Smile 
S&N Smile And Nod 
S2R Send To Receive 
S4L Spam For Life 
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups 
SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly 
SB Smiles Back 
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again 
SC stay cool 
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist 
SCSI System Can't See It 
SEC Wait a second 
SED Said Enough Darling 
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear 
SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy or Surfer Friendly 
SF Surfer Friendly 
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware 
SFE2E smiling from ear to ear 
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym 
SFSG So Far So Good 
SH Sh** Happens 
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust 
SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It 
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering 
SIIC See If I Care 
SIL Sister In Law 
SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused 
SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage 
SITD Still In The Dark 
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid 
SLM See Last Mail 
SLV C'est La Vie 
SMAO Showing My A** Off 
SME Subject Matter Expert 
SMO Serious Mode On 
SMOFF Serious Mode Off 
SMOP Small Matter of Programming 
SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up 
SNAFU Situation Normal: All Fouled Up 
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy 
SNERT snot-nosedegotistical rude teenager 
SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager 
SNR Signal-to-Noise Ratio 
SNU sender needs you 
SO Significant Other 
SOB Son Of a B*tch 
SOB Stressed Out Bigtime 
SOI Stunk On Ice 
SOL Sh** Out of Luck 
SOL sooner or later 
SOP Standard Operating Procedure or Stay Off the Pipe 
SorG Straight or Gay? 
SOS Same Old Story or Some One Special or Help 
SOS Same Old Stuff or Help! 
SOT short of time 
SOTMG short of time must go 
SOVS Some One Very Special 
SOW Speaking Of Which 
SP (sorry for bad) Spelling 
SS So Sleepy or Smiling Sweetly 
SSB Smiling Sweetly Back 
SSDD Same Sh** Different Day 
SSEWBA Someday Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms 
ST So There 
STFU Shut The F*** Up 
STM Spank The Monkey 
STYS Speak To You Soon 
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust. 
SUL Snooze You Loose 
Sum1 Someone
SUYF Shut Up You Fool 
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess 
SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss 
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss 
SWDYT So What Do You Think? 
SWIM See What I Mean? 
SWL Screaming With Laughter 
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed 
SYDWBY See Ya Don't Wanna Be Ya 
SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages 
SYL See You Later 
SYS See You Soon 
SYT See You Tonight 

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2 To, Too, Two
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be 
2D to delete 
2G4Y too good for you 
2MI Too much information. 
2morrow Tomorrow
2nite Tonight
2U2 To You Too 
T2YL talk to you later 
TA Thanks Again 
TAC times are changing 
TAF That's All, Folks! 
TAFN That's All For Now 
TAFT That's A Frightening Thought 
TAH Take A Hike 
TAKS That's a knee slapper 
TAM Tenner A Month 
TANJ There Ain't No Justice 
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch 
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch 
TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question 
TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up 
TBD To Be Decided 
TBDL To Be Discussed Later 
TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later 
TBNT Thanks But No Thanks 
TBYB Try Before You Buy 
TCB Trouble Came Back 
TCO Total Cost of Ownership 
TDM Too Damn Many 
TDM Too Darn Many 
TDTM Talk Dirty To Me 
Tel Telephone
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It 
TFDS That's For Damn Sure 
TFH Thread From Hell 
TFN Thanks For Nothing 
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del). 
TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time 
TFTT Thanks For The Thought 
TFTT Thanks For The Tip 
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally 
TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line 
TGIF Thank God It's Friday 
THX or TX or THKS Thanks 
TIA Thanks In Advance 
TIAIL Think I Am In Love 
TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God 
TIC Tongue In Cheek 
TILII tell it like it is 
TIME tears in my eyes 
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said 
TLA Three Letter Acronym 
TLG The Living God 
TLGO The List Goes On 
TLTB Thank you Linesmen Thank you Ballboys 
TM Trust Me 
TMI Too Much Information 
TMS touch my soul 
TMSHTF Too Much Sh** Hit The Fan 
TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl 
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It 
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch 
TNT Till Next Time 
TNTC Too Numerous To Count 
TNTL Trying Not To Laugh 
TNX Thanks 
TNXE6 Thanks A Million 
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law 
TOBG This Oughta Be Good 
TOY Thinking Of You 
TP turn pale 
TPC The Phone Company 
TPTB The Powers That Be 
Tq Thank you
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks 
TS Totally Stinks 
TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure 
TSR Totally Stuck in RAM 
TSR Totally Stupid Rules. 
TT Take That 
TT till tomorrow 
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge 
TTFN Ta-Ta for now
TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face 
TTLFN That's The Lot For Now 
TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top 
TTTH Talk To The Hand 
TTTT To Tell The Truth 
TTUL Talk To You Later 
TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now. 
TTYL Talk To You Later 
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon 
TTYS Talk To You Soon 
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow 
TUVM thank you very much 
TVM Thanks Very Much 
TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit 
TWIWI That Was Interesting Wasn't It 
TX Thanks 
TY Thank You 
TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Stop Shouting) 
TYP Thank You Partner 
TYVM Thank You Very Much 

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U You
U/L Upload 
U2 You Too 
UAD you are drunk 
UAE Unrecoverable Application Error 
UBD User Brain Damage 
UCCOM You Can Count On Me 
UIAM Unless I Am Mistaken 
UL Upload 
UMMC you make ma crazy 
UMML you make me laugh 
UNAST you need a special training 
unPC unPolitically Correct 
UOK Are You OK? 
UOM$ You Owe Me Money 
Ur Your
UR You Are 
URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me 
UTSL Use The Source Luke 

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VBG Very Big Grin 
VBS Very Big Smile 
VC Venture Capital 
VEG Very Evil Grin 
VES Very Evil Smile 
VFM Value For Money 
VM Voice Mail 
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t 
VWD Very Well Done 
VWG Very Wicked Grin 
VWS Very Wicked Smile 

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W Whatever or Wink 
W/ With
W/o Without
W4U waiting for you 
WAB What A Bummer 
WAD Without A Doubt 
WAEF When All Else Fails 
WAG Wild Ass Guess 
WAG Wild Assed Guess 
WAI What An Idiot 
WAM Wait A Minute 
WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar 
Wan2 Want to
WAN2TLK Want to talk
WAUF Where Are You From? 
WB Welcome Back 
WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible 
WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend 
WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend 
WBS Write Back Soon 
WCA Who Cares Anyway 
WD Well Done 
WDALYIC Who died and left you in charge? 
WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It 
WDYC Who Do I Call? 
WDYLL What Do You Look Like? 
WDYM What Do You Mean? 
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That? 
WDYS What Did You Say? 
WDYT What Do You Think? 
WE Whatever 
WEG Wicked Evil Grin 
Wel Well
WFM Works For Me 
WFO Wide F***ing Open 
WG Wicked Grin 
WGACA What Goes Around Comes Around 
WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F*** 
WGAS Who Gives A Sh**? 
WGTG Well Got To Go 
WH What's Happening 
WIBAMU Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle 
WIBNI Would It Be Nice If 
WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If 
WIIFM What's In It For Me? 
WIMP Windows Icons Mouse Pointing 
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 
WISP Winning Is So Pleasurable 
WIT Wordsmith In Training 
WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh** 
Wknd Weekend
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap 
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before 
WOA Work Of Art 
WOB Waste Of Bandwidth 
WOCAB Who Of Course Are Bastards 
WOE World Of Entertainment 
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money 
WOG Wise Old Guy 
WOL Way Of Life or Win Or Lose 
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time 
WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money 
WRT With Regard To, or With Respect To 
WRU Who Are You? 
WSLS Win Some Lose Some 
WT Without Thinking 
WTB Want To Buy 
WTF What The F*** 
WTFDIK What The F*** Do I Know? 
WTFRU Who The F*** Are You? 
WTFRUTA What The F*** Are You Talking About? 
WTG Way To Go! 
WTGP Want To Go Private? 
WTH What the hell? 
WTH Who the heck?/What the hell? 
WTHDTM What The Hell Does That Mean? 
WTN What then now? 
WTN Who then now? 
WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine 
WTTC Welcome To The Club 
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much 
WTY Waving To You 
WU What's Up? 
WUWH wish you were here 
WWW World Wide Wait 
WWYL When Will You Learn? 
WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For 
WYGIWYAF What You Get Is What You Asked For 
WYGIWYG What You Get Is What You Get 
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? 
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? 
WYMOWS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap 
WYP What's Your Problem? 
WYRN What's Your Real Name? 
WYS Whatever You Say 
WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve 
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get 
WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good 
WYT Whatever You Think 
WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know 

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X! Typical woman
Xlnt Excellent
XOXOXO Kisses and hugs 
XYL Ex Young Lady 

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Y Why
Y! Typical man
Y! typically male 
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) 
YA Yet Another 
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym 
YACC Yet Another Calendar Company 
YAFIYGI you ask for it, you got it 
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message 
YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd 
YBL You'll be sorry! 
YBTMFML You Belong To Me Forever My Love 
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet A** 
YD Yesterday or You're Dead 
YDKM You Don't Know Me 
YG Young Gentleman 
YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin' 
YGLT You're Gonna Love This 
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding 
YGTI You Get The Idea? 
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For 
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For 
YHBM You Have Bin Mail 
YHM You Have Mail 
YIU Yes, I Understand 
YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private 
YKWIM You know what I mean 
YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When 
YKYBOTLW You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... 
YL Young Lady 
YM Young Man 
YMMD You Made My Day 
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (or your experience could be different) 
YNK You Never Know 
YOYO You're On Your Own 
YR Yeah Right 
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do 
YTTT You Telling The Truth? 
YW You're Welcome 
YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever 
YYY Yeah, Yeah, Yeah 

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ZA Zero Administration